most private thing im willing to admit: im not good at estimating how much pasta is enough for one person
there’s a tool for that
I’m sorry, does that scale progress from a child to a HORSE?
She on beat like a muhhfucka
shoutout to her for being so positive while going through chemo
FUCK ME UP MARY BETH
GET IT BITCH!!!! YESSS!!!! FUCK IT UP I LOVE IT!!!!!
My cat is broken. He meows for a bath every night and when I put him in he flops down and sleeps.
look at my little bastard. look at how happy he fucking is in my sink.
i dont need a valentine i need 8 million dollars and a fast metabolism